I'm not going to lie to you...

Greetings, anonymous reader! For better or worse, you have stumbled upon my humble corner of the blogosphere (I know, spheres don't have corners. Keep it to yourself, Euclid.) Well, now that you're here, I'm not going to lie to you; this blog is hardly worth your time.

I have carved out this little niche in the interweb to blather incessantly about whatever is on my mind. If you stick around, you'll find ramblings on American politics, the Seattle sports scene, Wolf Blitzer's unruly beard, and everything else that weighs upon my mind like a block of granite.

I'm going to use this space to tackle the great questions of humanity, like the nature God and evil, the paradox of Free Will, and why Star Trek is better than Star Wars. I'll be posting some boring literary critiques, policy position papers, the occasional work of bad fiction, and the even less occasional work of really bad poetry.

This blog will exist for the sole purpose of putting on the record my every deep thought and shallow whim, if for no other reason than to make it impossible for me to one day run for president. This enterprise is selfish at best, self-destructive at worst, and most likely somewhere in between. In short, it is hardly worth your time. But for any measure of your time that you devote to reading it, I thank you. After all, a writer without readers is just a dude who talks to himself.